FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE

Rape racks and milk machines, what life have they led?

While we enjoy brie, on warm crusty bread

But if you're in the States you may not have heard

Thanks to the Ag-gag, you can’t spread the word.

Cows inseminated and pumped ‘til they’re dry,

Their calves stripped from them and no time to cry.

Any mother who has fed from cracked nipples knows,

Painful mastitis will curl up your toes.

So someone please tell me what is all this fuss,

About a rich creamy glass of cow pus?